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This Is A Blog Post

11 Oct

I’m supposed to put things on here, but it’s funny, writing blog posts on WordPress is like throwing a message in a bottle into a sea of messages in bottles. (Yes, I stole that line. Deal.) You have no idea who’s reading, if they even care, if they even exist. Well, actually, I know they exist because the dashboard back here keep telling me they exist. Ah, excuse me, that you exist. Who are you anyway? A car salesman? Well, I’ve got news for you Mr. Car Salesman, we will never meet. You and I will never come into contact with each other. We’ll never even exchange a glance as we coincidentally dine on our filet mignons in the exact same cafe in Florence where Alfred kept going hoping to smile and nod at Bruce.

Now you think I’m going to preach about something Fight Club style, but I’m not. I’m not going to preach anything. I mean, why should I? You haven’t even read this far by now. And if you have, what the hell are you doing? Go outside. Go fishing. Go play rugby or whatever it is you kids play across the Pond these days. Go sell cars.

What am I going to do? Why, I’m glad I asked. I’m going to go write another book. I’m not telling you the secret location of the others. You’ll have to find it yourself. Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh.

Okay…

31 Aug

…so a long time ago there was this guy who just got out of prison. His country was really angry at a lot of other countries. A big war had just ended, and his nation had been wrongly punished for it. There was in an economic crisis. The angry people sought a means to get back at those who had punished them wrongly. So the guy grinned and got to work writing a book. When it was done and published, it sold pretty well. In it the guy talked about how he was going to kill a lot of people because of who their parents were, and because of how their kind had helped cause the present problems in his homeland. Many of those living in the guy’s country, who were angry and needed to find hope in something, read the book and agreed with the guy. They thought, “Yeah, let’s do that!”

Later on, the guy began to make radio and television broadcasts saying he’d carry out the overthrowing of his country’s government, followed shortly by the plans he had set out to accomplish so long ago. He even formed a club called Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei. Many nations had heard of this guy, but they just laughed. He just had a funny mustache, how could he be a threat? The guy was a joke, a twit! Nobody listened to him outside of his country because nobody believed he was a threat.

In 1939, Poland was invaded by the country that very guy overthrew.

Now, why am I telling you this? Why am I blabbing about some guy who was dumb enough to call his club Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei? Well, if you look on a globe, there’s this little dinky spit of land called Iran. I have met nice people from there, and not so nice people. However, it should be noted that there may be a guy there attempting to do the same thing again, a guy making radio and television broadcasts saying things about launching a nuke at Israel. There are U.S. troops there keeping that from happening. Would you want them pulled out if it meant the beginning of World War III?

Ah, but hell, it’s probably nothing. The guy’s just a fella with a funny looking mustache.

I don’t support war any more than the next guy, but sometimes one must look at the difference between what is right and what is easy, and note that in the end, when the dark time has passed and the troops have done their job, they will come home.

Poem of the Year

9 Jan

This is something I recently saw (and loved) while reading The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. I have decided, after reading it, that it shall be the poem of this year that shall judge what happens throughout this year and shall be a vision of what is yet to come. All that stuff aside though, this is cool stuff (in my opinion). Here it is:

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken:
The crownless again shall be king.

That is from the first of J.R.R. Tolkien’s fine trilogy (well, it was six books if you’re being technical). May the year ahead be grand, and may it bring good fortune to those who deserve it.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

27 Dec

Hey everybody! I know it’s been an enormously long time since I’ve posted (mostly because I’ve been busy writing), but I’m back for a while with great news: CHRISTMAS WAS AWESOME!

Okay, so first there’s the gifts my siblings got: my little brother got a brand new Toshiba gaming laptop with a slick screen and top of the line graphics card, Fable III Collector’s Edition, some other really cool video games, an ultralight, extremely durable remote controlled helicopter (from yours truly), and a lot of candy!

My younger sister got an incredible amount of toys, an amount way too high to count. I mean, it’s unbelievable how many toys she got, it’s ridiculous. You know that awesome toy you saw the last time you were at Toys ‘R’ Us, that one? Yeah, she has it. Oh, and she also got her first bike!

Then there’s my parents, who got some cool sci-fi books, some cookies, hugs, tools (from sis’, for Dad), cooking supplies (from me, for Mom), and some video games (Mom got Mass Effect 2).

My grandmother received some nice presents as well, one of the key ones (also from me (sorry)) being her Steamboat Willy snow globe, as well as Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury (incredible book).

Lastly, there’s me. I got a new Toshiba gaming laptop (awesome), tools (awesome), a new basketball (awesome), Shutter Island and Inception (I’ve reviewed both on the blog, go look for those write-ups), Fallout: New Vegas (decent, so far), an Epic Mickey t-shirt (but not the game), Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II Collector’s Edition (haven’t played yet) and some other stuff that I for some reason can’t remember off the top of my head. Ah well, it doesn’t matter. I’ll have reviews of Killing Floor and New TF2 up soon. I hope you all have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

New Posts Coming Soon!

30 Nov

I’ve been away for some time, but I plan to keep you guys busy with data again soon!

Short Story: Trenton

22 Aug

Hey everybody! I just thought I’d throw something at you guys real quick. But first, an introduction to this particular piece of writing. I had to do a course in school about a year ago (I was fourteen) wherein I had to make a product and sell it to random people throughout the school. Most people made cookies or some other type of food; I wrote a short story in about four days. I sold quite a few copies and got reviews that ranged from 3/5 to 4/5. So you can call this article a slap in the face to them since you get to read it for free. I hope you enjoy it and if you think I should write the sequel, let me know in a comment. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is (click the link):

Trenton: Part One.

P.S.- If you find any errors, let me know in your review.

Apology

22 Aug

Sorry I haven’t posted the Tennessee Trip thing yet. I just need a friend of mine to email me the pictures from the trip. It’ll be up soon.

COMING SOON: The Tennessee Trip

19 Aug

Hey guy! I know I haven’t posted in a while, but I’ve been quite busy. I just thought I’d let you all know that tomorrow night I’ll have my “Tennessee Trip” post written. I’m too tired to write about it right this moment, but if you want the short version now I’ll give it to you: it was awesome!

Wyndryder Publishing: The Official Site

25 Jul

Hey there everybody! Just thought I’d quickly point out that Wyndryder Publishing, the guys who get my books out into the world, has totally revamped their site. You can check it out at the link below:

www.wyndryderpublishing.com

My Thoughts On Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles

17 Jul

I dug through my garage recently and found something rather interesting: my old Nintendo Gamecube. For those of you who don’t know, this was one of Nintendo’s most popular game systems of all time (it came just before the Wii). My Gamecube was a bit dirty, but I had a Wii to play Gamecube games on so why did I need it anyway, right? Well, to be able to save your game on those Gamecube games one must have a Gamecube memory card. So when I found the Gamecube with both cards in tact, I got quite excited. Soon after finding the cards I ordered an old game I used to love over eBay. Now one thing I’ve noticed about most of these old games I used to play is that they’re never as good as I remember them. However, the game I ordered has proven me wrong. In fact it has proven me very wrong. The game I ordered is better than I remember it being. This game was Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles.

Let me start with the opening. You start a new game, and then one of the most beautiful opening scenes you may ever see in a game plays out. You can find it on YouTube, but let me make this known: it’s not the same on a tiny computer screen. And when I had it going on my big, flat screen TV, that has HD picture and a BOSE surround sound system, holy crap did it look and sound incredible. It was like a dream, only it was actually happening right in front of me.

And then there’s the first moments of the actual game. Now I must warn people that if you don’t like walls of text you will not like this game. Because even though they’re few and far between, when they show up they are long. There’s a lot of reading to do in the game, especially at the beginning. But if you endure it, you’ll find the game is well worth however much you paid for it (I got it for $23 on eBay. It is still, to this day, worth $40 to me).

In the beginning you get to create your caravan (more on that later), which can be up to eight characters. The four “tribes”, which I think we should just call races in this game since two of them aren’t even human, are unique in design and all have very aesthetic characteristics. There’s the Clavats who are essentially your generic humans with cool armor and swords, the Selkies who are basically your hot humans with little clothing on (although I think the males look a bit too much like women), the Lilties who I swear to God must be some of the most badass “little people” I’ve ever seen (they’re essentially the beardless dwarves of this game), and then there are the Yukes. I don’t really know what to say about the Yukes since they’re the more mysterious race. You never get to see their faces because they’re always wearing helmets, their bodies are covered in fur, and that’s about all I know about them. They’re very mysterious.

After creating your caravan you get to learn the story of the game. Okay, so the world is covered with this stuff called Miasma, a dark energy that slowly kills anyone who is among the four main races. All other creatures are either immune to it or have become one with it and turned into evil monsters that you’ll fight throughout the game. How the four main races defend themselves from the Miasma is with the power of the crystals. Every town in the game has a giant crystal that shields the people from Miasma. These crystals are powered by a resource that they need again once every year, called myrrh. To find this myrrh, crystal caravans must travel into Miasma covered lands and recover the myrrh from myrrh trees. To get to these trees without being taken out by the Miasma, the people in the caravans bring along a crystal chalice that not only holds a small crystal to protect these people, but carries myrrh for them as well. And lastly, each  myrrh tree is defended by an evil boss monster, which is usually at least four times your size (or in a Lilty’s case, eight times).

That’s a brief version of the plot. Remember, even after all these years I still haven’t beaten it, so expect other surprises throughout the game. Before I get into a few more good things, I want to talk about the only thing that I feel is a flaw in the game: the multiplayer. Now I’ve heard that a lot of people had fun with multiplayer in this game and that’s good for them. However, I think that the developers tried way too hard to “innovate” with this system. To play with friends you actually have to go out and buy multiple Gameboy Advanced systems (the handheld before the DS) and Gamecube connecters for each of these Gameboys and use these friggin’ things as your controllers. The excuse for this is that everybody has to have their own personal menu, but you’re telling me I have to go out and buy multiple handhelds just so I can play one game with my friends? I don’t think so.

Anyhow, that’s my one complaint. Other than that, the game is great. One thing that I forgot to mention earlier is that each race has an advantage in combat that the others don’t: Clavats have good defense, Lilties have good offense, Selkies are really fast runners, and Yukes are good with magic. And that’s my way of segwaying into combat. The combat in Crystal Chronicles is unique to Final Fantasy. It isn’t turn-based, it’s real-time combat that requires you to actually be strategic on the spot. You can’t just spam the attack button the whoe time. You have to be ready to quickly alternate between using regular attacks, to firing off spells, to using items, to targeting special attacks, etc. If you don’t like thinking, this isn’t the game for you. Crystal Chronicles requires you to actually think about what you’re doing, not just sit there button mashing all day.

After collecting three drops of myrrh you’ll return home and celebrate your victory, which is always cool to watch. The game’s art style makes it cool just looking at the characters. And while we’re on the subject of art I should mention that the music in this game is superb. Every time you go somewhere you know you’re going to get music that fits the environment, the characters, etc. Especially the boss fight music, I really love that track specifically. It’s great.

Overall this is a great game, and at this point in time it is worth double what you’ll probably pay for it. Crystal Chronicles is charming, powerful, and if you own a Wii and a Gamecube controller (and a memory card) you should definitely pick it up.