This Is A Blog Post

I’m supposed to put things on here, but it’s funny, writing blog posts on WordPress is like throwing a message in a bottle into a sea of messages in bottles. (Yes, I stole that line. Deal.) You have no idea who’s reading, if they even care, if they even exist. Well, actually, I know they exist because the dashboard back here keep telling me they exist. Ah, excuse me, that you exist. Who are you anyway? A car salesman? Well, I’ve got news for you Mr. Car Salesman, we will never meet. You and I will never come into contact with each other. We’ll never even exchange a glance as we coincidentally dine on our filet mignons in the exact same cafe in Florence where Alfred kept going hoping to smile and nod at Bruce.

Now you think I’m going to preach about something Fight Club style, but I’m not. I’m not going to preach anything. I mean, why should I? You haven’t even read this far by now. And if you have, what the hell are you doing? Go outside. Go fishing. Go play rugby or whatever it is you kids play across the Pond these days. Go sell cars.

What am I going to do? Why, I’m glad I asked. I’m going to go write another book. I’m not telling you the secret location of the others. You’ll have to find it yourself. Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh.