Doors

16 May

Shut the FUCK up.

Don’t worry, I’m going to post something tomorrow. But first, for those of you who’d like to know, it’s Door Day tomorrow. That’s right, tomorrow Americans everywhere will go about shopping for brand new, state of the art doors from their nearest Home Depots. Why? To celebrate the wonderful opportunities doors bring. Seriously, have you thought about it lately? Without doors, there’d just be walls, barriers, no freedom, no means of passing through the hardened concrete jungles of society. Now, I know what you’re thinking: aren’t there places where there are no doors but people still manage to walk through walls? Well, yes, of course there are! And because of the absence of doors, even MORE freedom is abound in such areas, such as the freedom to break into someone’s house without them having any idea you entered or left. THAT’S THE SHIGGLES RIGHT THERE!

Celebrate Door Day by buying a door. If you can’t buy one, honor the ones you now have, for they’ve earned it. They’re the only thing between you and knife to the prostate in the middle of the night.

~D.

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